Tuesday, August 27, 2019

WTF Moments Online Tutors Can Relate | Pinoy Version




The fact that you have to deal with difficulties on your own, working at home ain't easy. It is challenging and can be crazy at times. There are funny things that only you can understand.  I'm glad there's a group that gathered us online tutors to share about our experience, ask for the solution, and motivate each other.   I've collected moments shared by my co-tutors for some laugh.


Disclaimer:  This is for entertainment purposes only.
  • Yung adult guy na habang ngkaklase kamot ng kamot sa pwet nya sabay amoy as in the whole class. - T. Marilen 

  •  tumulo laway nya sa harap ko parang glue hahaha - T. Veronica

  • The most unforgettable class I had was when the student told me that he's going to kill himself after the class.- T.  Si

  •  Most WTF student was a European masturbating while having a class with me. I politely told him this site was not for it and then he told me " I am paying so please watch me masturbating while making moaning sounds" I was like O_O and then I turned off the call and reported it to the OS/TS - T. 壊

  • Yung dinig na dinig kong sininghot tapos nilunok ni student ung sipon nya.-T. Tin

  • This just happened to me last week. I had a Taiwanese male student. I’m not sure if it was his sister or girlfriend or wife or whatever. But yeah, while having the lesson, and having a little conversation, there was a naked lady behind the student. 🤣 I was trying to ignore it, but deep inside, I was like “wtf”! 😯 But my student did not notice it. Haha! - T. Mariel
  • Yung sinisipon ang bata tapos pinipilit higupin pabalik, hanggang sa yung time na pumutok na talaga. Di ko alam kung anong magiging reaksyon ko. Natatawa ako pero di ko pinakita. haha - T. Alex
  • Class ko with a Taiwanese stud na teenager. Tas may padaan daan na guy na naka brief lang. Nagsstop pa talaga sya pra makita sa video. Haha - T. Carth

  • Yung while nagkaklase ako, sabi ni student, "teacher there's a cockroach behind you" Pagcheck ko meron nga at pucha lumipad pa talaga papunta sakin, nakailang f*ck f*ck din ako. Yung student nman tawa nang tawa. Buti nalang d ako nareport sa pag curse ko pero ayun nga, di na sya ulit bumalik na nagbook. - T. Mechelle 

  •  ako naman kanina. Old student ko na pala e hindi ko sya matandaan and hndi ko napansin na sya din pla yung kahapon kong student. Sabi ko let me introduce myself tapos sabi nya why? You already introduce yourself yesterday. Hahahhaha lutang - T. Chatty

  • Sa loob ng isang araw may student akong tinuruan ng dalawang beses. Daily news yung topic pareho. Everytime gusto nya sya lang magbabasa tapos nun gusto nya i summarize yung article. Yung summarization nya mga 5 mins plus. So andun lang ako tumatango the whole time lol..ayaw nya din ng corrections. - T. Kristine
  • Di ko kinaya. Dinala ako ni stu sa CR during class. Then guess what he did while we're talking? Dinig ko pa yung "plop, plop" - T. Dom 

  • ako ung hindi ko napigilan ung pagbahing ko at bongga tumilapon ung headset ko! whaahaha! tawa ng tawa si stu. Buti regular ko sya. Sabi pa nya, "Are you okay?" tapos tawa ulit sya. - T. Jane

  • Ako tlaga yung may mga haponesang sex ang gusto e freetalk. Ako namay medyo baliw..kaya ayun tinuruan ko siya ng mga new vocabs like deep throat,double pen,anal etc. Jusko. Ang ganda ng ratings ni ateng. - T. Gaudz

  • Me: Describe your family.  Student: Sister is lazy, mother is ugly. - T. Leen
  • Yung nangungulangot si student, tapos kinain nya. - T. Jane

  • Yung kakastart palang ng class biglang umatake ang sakit ng tyan tapos til 12th minutes pilit mong pinipigilan lumabas ang sama ng loob, eh ibang klase tumawag si inang kalikasan kaya ayun ang backup plan, hugutin ang wlan cable sabay takbo sa takubets. In 2 minutes kinaya ng powers hehe.. pagbalik sa class sorry for the sudden interruption. Hnd ko magawang magsinungaling na internet interruption at lalong hindi ko magawang magsabi ng totoo na nagdeposito ako ng bomba panaglit 😂. Buti nlang mabait si student, "no problem teacher" daw hehe.. - T. Aissa

  • I had to go to cr. di ko na kaya. buti nlang bata, sinabi ko "do you want to see my cat?"   stu: sure me: okay sabay takbo sa cr. then kinuha nga yung pusa ko after ko mag urinate hahahhaa - T. Ezra

  •  yung tinulugan ako ng student ko tas me hilik pa sya... d q alam gagawin ko... hahahaga hello lang ng hello. - T. Cris

  • yung naglesson yung kiddo kong student sa banyo.. akala ko nung una kwarto nya kasi humihiga higa sya sa sahig pero may napansin akong parang bowl kaso naisip ko na kung nasa banyo sya bakit hahayaan ng magulang na humiga sa sahig ng BANYO.. next class andun parin sya naiintriga talaga ako.. at nung pangatlong beses napatunayan kong nasa banyo sya kasi nagpupu sya habang nagkaklase kami hahaha :D kaso naisip ko humiga sya sa sahig. - T. Sha
  • Yung student na naglilibag habang ngsasalita. - T. Tin

  • It was a typical class, nothing’s so special. Nagreet si teacher kay student at tinanong musta ang araw nya. Then nagstart n kami ng class, nang sa kalagitnaan ng klase eh biglang bumigay ung stool ng dressing table ko! My ghad! Semplang si teacher sa sahig! Buti di nakatingin si stu at busy sa pagbabasa. So bumangon ako sa sahig at nagtry umupo sa stool n nabutas na pra di makahalata si stu! Imagine ung kunwari nakaupo ka ng komportable for 10 mins or more! Grabe tinalo ko pa ung nagsquat! Sobra sakit ng mga hita ko after that class! - T. Lygints


I posted this, and it gave me the idea to make this blog.


I'm giving credits to the admin, and all the tutors that are helping to keep our group active. If you think you belong in the same company, please join our hub. See you! 


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